if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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