if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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