IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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