I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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