i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
