I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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