you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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