Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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