so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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