I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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