if i can run in heels then i can drive
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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