dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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