too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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