the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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