I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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