She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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