Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i think my cat just said my name.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Two words: blizzard sex
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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