i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.