the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.