But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.