butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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