Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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