Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
