Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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