they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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