I wanna bring you to show and tell
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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