I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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