Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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