but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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