I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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