I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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