absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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