brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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