Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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