he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it's not cheating when I paid for it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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