K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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