Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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