I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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