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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm sorry my penis didn't work

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My mind says no, but my body says yes.

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  What does your body say about chlamydia?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?

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  succeeding

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.

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