I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I need moral support for this bender
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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