god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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