PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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