And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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