Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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