your parents love me but you hate me
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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