everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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