just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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