and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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