I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.