At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.