It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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