just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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