I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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