People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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