More tranny stories later!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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