I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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