i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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