he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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