Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.