Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.