How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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