weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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