Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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